Monday, January 5, 2009

Dear Lonely Govenator!!!

Here is the text of the email I sent the Big Guy today.
Governor Schwarzenegger...
As a life long Democrat the odds of me writing you a letter were somewhat dim until this current budgetary crisis occurred. When I read the caption in today's San Francisco Chronicle editorial which referred to you as "the LONELY MAN", I could wait no more.
I think you are a tough tough guy, and you won't have to be such a LONELY MAN, if you would get tough with those Republicans and Democrats who don't seem to know how to compromise. I think the time has come for you to threaten dogmatic politicians with Terminal Political Problems if they don't start working together to come up with a compromised budget solution.
It wasn't so long ago that you were calling Democrats, Girley Men...maybe you need to insult some of your own party and get them moving.
I am beginning to see the fall out from the stop work order that was issued in late December, and the implications are frightening. I have written to my State Senator and my State Assemblyman, and now to you. I have no sway with those hold out Republicans, so I have to depend on your to knock some sense into them!
Thank you for your time and I surely hope this finds its way onto your crowded desk.

2 comments:

  1. I get it, Ahnold. A hero always works alone, and pulls victory out from the jaws of defeat around 15 minutes before the ending credits. Well, at least the first time. Then, of course, the bad guy isn't really vanquished, so the hero has one more opportunity to deliver a punchy, memorable line before really finishing the bad guy off. Come on, Ahnold, I think we are just about at that point in the mooovie! Just say it! How about "Pahty Ofah!", or "Eurhekah, you looose!", or how about "Dis is foh Cahleefonia!". Ahghhhh!

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  2. Ah, this deserves to be a post...the writing style strikes me as familiar!

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